Sorry — not a 50% price reduction on BMWs, not even gratis cases of Bernkastler Beerenauslese. But:
For only the price of a stamp, learn of two life-prolonging offers from Herr Wolfgang Dog of Bavaria.
- By the latest technique of laser surgery, applied to the palms of your hands, have those vital life-lines extended;
- Inform Herr Dog of the date, time and place of manufacture of your car, and he will send you an “Autohoroscope”, indicating the best and worst days for going on journeys or having the car serviced.
Herr Dog describes himself as a certificated Diplomate in Inspiration Moderating and as a Magical Energiser; he is attached to the Institute for Holistic Transformation Metaphysics in Hersbruck. Operating from the same address is G. Hund, seller of games and books on magic. Before rushing to take advantage of the above-mentioned advances in pseudoscience, readers should note that Wolfgang Hund (=Dog) is a member of GWUP, the German Skeptics Organisation.
With acknowledgement to Skeptiker, 1/95